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The Fitness App That Won't Let You Cheat

LazySloth blocks your doom-scrolling apps until you exercise. Camera-verified reps. No lying to yourself. Built by a lazy f*ck, for lazy f*cks.

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3 Months Ago, Reddit Roasted Me

They were right. I fixed everything.

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"0, 0, 0… terminated. Return to the end of the line"

— r/ChatGPTCoding

✓ FIXED: Proper depth detection
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"As someone who has graded countless Army PT tests... none of these should count."

— Army PT Grader

✓ FIXED: Strict mode added
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"Your chest isn't even touching the floor 😭"

— r/SideProject

✓ FIXED: 200+ reference videos

Doomscrolling Isn't Free Anymore

Want to open Instagram? TikTok? YouTube? Pay the muscle tax first. Set your own rules — 5 pushups for 5 minutes, 10 squats for 10 minutes. Your phone, your rules.

✓Choose which apps to block
✓Set exercise type and reps
✓Camera verifies every rep
✓7 "Lazy Passes" per week for emergencies
✓SOS button for real emergencies
LazySloth app blocking screen showing exercise requirement to unlock apps

See LazySloth In Action

Real screenshots from the actual app

Live workout tracking with exercise demonstration and muscle group visualization

Follow Along Workouts

Visual guides with anatomical muscle mapping

Real-time pose estimation with skeletal tracking overlay

AI Pose Tracking

Real-time skeletal tracking validates every rep

Post-workout performance analysis with form feedback and metrics

Detailed Form Analysis

Get instant feedback on depth, consistency, and quality

Detailed rep-by-rep breakdown with angle measurements and performance metrics

Rep-by-Rep Breakdown

Track angles, timing, and consistency across all reps

Exercise configuration screen with difficulty, reps, and ghost mode settings

Customize Your Workout

Set reps, difficulty, and enable ghost mode for challenges

Lazy pass system showing weekly, banked, and purchased passes

Lazy Pass System

Earn or buy passes when you need a break

Everything You Need to Stop Being Lazy

30+ Exercises Tracked

Pushups, squats, sit-ups, lunges, planks, jumping jacks, burpees, mountain climbers... all tracked automatically with your phone camera.

App-Blocker with Muscle Tax

Open Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube? Pay with pushups, squats, or burpees first. Doomscrolling isn't free anymore.

Roast Engine

Skip workouts? Get roasted. Slack off? Expect sarcasm. Weekly story recaps narrated like David Attenborough, Gordon Ramsay, or Morgan Freeman.

Buddy Challenges

Challenge friends to plank battles, pushup wars, or squat competitions. Loser buys coffee. Peer pressure works better than willpower.

100% Offline

Your data stays on your device. No cloud. No subscription. No images of your fat ass on a server.

Real Form Validation

No more half-reps. The app tracks your actual depth, consistency, and form quality. I recorded 200+ reference videos to get this right.

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